Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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