Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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