you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I will pee on everything he values.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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