Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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