oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Too much gin, very little bucket
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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