Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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