Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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