Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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