like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Randomize
