It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
third nipple confirmed
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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