he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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