I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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