Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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