Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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