They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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