I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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