Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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