What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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