I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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