I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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