Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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