I don't usually arrange sex via text message
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
My vagina is officially offended.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
