it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the day after is always just damage control
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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