I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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