bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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