is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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