Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
