At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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