? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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