You're so nebulous sometimes
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Randomize
