Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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