Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
this just has baby written all over it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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