She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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