IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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