Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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