nutella sex= disaster
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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