How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
We don't watch enough power rangers
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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