i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
