ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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