Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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