found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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