he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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