Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I love having hate sex.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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