Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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