Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
