Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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