worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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