Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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