is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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