brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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