the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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