it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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