hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
