Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
two words...techno handjob
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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