Are we in a gay sports bar?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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