worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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