He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Come see our sink grown plant.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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