Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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